A suggestion for a last minute lighting (or other!) talk...

After seeing a tweet by jonty about sandwiches, we wanted to determine whether artificial intelligence (AI) could generate plausible and engaging titles for potential Christmas research articles in The BMJ.

Featuring such highlights as "The effects of free gourmet coffee on emergency department waiting times: an observational study" & "Superglue your nipples together and see if it helps you to stop agonising about erectile dysfunction at work"...